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Monday, July 4, 2011

What the *%#)#! is a R-U-L-E?

A rule is close to a law in that it cannot be altered. An honest rule has no exceptions. Imagine the rules of baseball if they were flexible: three strikes, you're out (except...); you're tagged stealing a base, you're out (except...); a caught fly is an automatic out (except...)! An honest grammar anarchist refuses to talk about "rules" when discussing U.S. language.

4 comments:

peterghijk@yahoo.com said...

Why do you put rules in quotation marks sometimes and not into others?

The Grammar Anarchist said...

People keep referring to "grammar rules" which any good grammar anarchist knows is a myth. Hence the quote marks when talking about grammar "rules". Real rules cannot be broken; that word does not need quote marks.

peterghijk@yahoo.com said...

Aha!! so I don't have to use quotation marks with the rules of ken-ken or Jeopardy?

The Grammar Anarchist said...

Yup! You've got it!