THE ANARCHIST'S GUIDE TO GRAMMAR: Where do you hold your phone?

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Where do you hold your phone?

Did you know that the grammar part of your brain lies just about your left ear? That’s where the work is done in the realms of reading, writing, and speaking. Do you generally hold your phone to your left ear? Hmmmm!

4 comments:

Sophie B said...: OMG, I always put the recever to my left eaer. I never knew why.; November 10, 2011 at 12:50 PM
The Grammar Anarchist said...: I'd say you were a word person... but look at the words you used! Carelessness is attributed to the right-brain, not the left!; November 10, 2011 at 12:51 PM
JED from Illinois said...: i use my right ear... what does that make me?; November 10, 2011 at 12:52 PM
The Grammar Anarchist said...: That makes you a person who holds the phone to his right ear.; November 10, 2011 at 12:52 PM

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About the Grammar Anarchist

The Grammar Anarchist is a published author of books on language, an editor working with other writers, and a writing instructor (not a teacher, who can "teach" writing?) She toils from a dust-free computerized location in the Northwest (free of urban intervention).

The Grammar Anarchist has put up with the bad language habits that are running rampant in the U.S. and has pledged to do away with (destroy, eliminate, terminate, undo, get rid of) those who insist on trying to force "rules" on unsuspecting writers.

A friendly Anarchist, she is willing to help the ungrammarized to clean up their acts, exercise their control over language, and live unfettered lives of happy communication.

No words have been (or will be) harmed in the execution of this exercise.